2/10
Cleveland Castle was a major letdown! The screened-in porch—typically a selling point for any rental—was boarded up with plywood, giving the home a neglected and almost abandoned appearance. Not exactly the warm welcome we were expecting.Inside, things only got worse. The furniture is incredibly old and dated, giving the entire house a worn, uncomfortable feel. The window coverings were beyond cheap, and one window was literally covered with a blanket instead of a curtain. It felt more like a rundown college rental than a vacation home.The layout of the house was confusing and impractical, resembling something like the Winchester Mystery House. Multiple staircases went in all directions, making it difficult to navigate and not at all user-friendly—especially with kids or older adults.Although the listing says the home sleeps up to 16 people, the kitchen is comically small—it can barely fit one person at a time. It’s completely ill-equipped for cooking or serving meals for a large group.Cleanliness was another major issue. The house was musty, dusty, and clearly not well-maintained. We encountered a bug problem, especially on the porch area where ants were crawling around. Judging by the three cans of ant spray under the sink, the owners are fully aware of this issue but haven’t resolved it.Lastly, the three bathrooms are tiny and nowhere near adequate for a group of 16.This place needs a deep clean, new paint at a minimum but, ideally, complete renovation!
HOLLY K.
Aufenthalt von 5 Nächten im Mai 2025